What is this? Where am I? What do I do here? Why is the 'i' in LiVE JOURNAL the only lowercase letter? 

I just don't know these things.

I do know, however, that the internet is not allowing me to view X-Files 2x07 and I am angry. Maybe it is some kind of Alien experiment in which innocent people are denied their X-Files viewing pleasure to show these Extraterrestrial beings just where the human emotion of anger actually comes from. Or maybe evil website administartors just like the look on fans faces when they see every single episode of one of their favurite shows right in front of them and then the error message comes up and says "Hey you! pay for an account and you can watch these!" 

No, I am not crazy. My brother just cancelled my series record of the X-Files on Virgin 1 and I am slightly miffed.